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As self declared blog herald, I officially declare this awesomeness open for business!! If you don't like the background, I can change that easy peasy - just let me know.
  For my first donation I bring one of my very poorly written poems. Enjoy!

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I've become a very accomplished young lady.

I always politely wait half a second

before promptly, and subtly stuffing

my strangly tasting foot

into my mouth-

stoppering the un-ending flow

of foolish wisdom

as my independent, stubborn lips

see fit to bring to enlightenment

and

I often keep my pinkies up

whilst prudently punching

and blacking out eyes of those

who would advise me

on the most ladylike pose

to stick it to the man

and

I almost never forget to ignore

chivalry as directed to my sex

for as we may be fair in sensation

we typically do not seek it as an occupation

and much prefer to make the unfair sex

grovel to gain our attention

and

I happened upon propriety

while I crossed my arms and stared

at the legion of matchmakers with determined gaits

letting my eyebrows tell them

to pursue me if they dared

and...

I too often think too little

of the things that I've been granted

for while I protest my blessings

and deny truth

I am suddenly grateful for what I've been handed

and....

How do you curtsy again?