*cracks whip in non-kinky way*

Ok kids - time to get crackin'. There is a serious lack of the essential youness. Without you, this would be a blog of lame-Danielle poetry and doggerel which would be pretty depressing (like Santa without cookies - tsooper depressing). In order to get our collective ball rolling I have concocted the following prompts:

- You’ve just become a student at Hogwarts, and you need to make some basic decisions about school life in the world of wizards- Namely who you will form a posse with and whether or not you think the Chudley Cannons will win the World Cup. (or any other wizardly ideas that apparate into thy brane)

-Grab a pair of dice, Roll em, Create stories based on the numbers that are showing.
So, if you roll:
1 = Gum on someone's shoe
2 = Monster running from and angry mob
3 = The thoughts of shag carpeting
4 =Rollerblades
5 = an obnoxious cell phone ringtone
6 = A bite of peach pie
So, with two dice you’ll get twice the numbers and you can combine two of the above.

-Write about the first thing that comes to mind when you see this:

READY. SET. AWESOME!!!!